Monday, May 25, 2009

"Just a slob like one of us."

(This is probably going to be extremely blasphemous, so you probably shouldn't continue to read this as soon as you are offended)

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(Taken from my MSN conversation with Arthur)

Christina says:
i think i am just neutral
hahaha
i think that there is a God. or someone around. but i don't believe that Mary had
a magic baby
but i think it's nice to think that there is SOMEONE around
at least

medic! - into the woods and through the fields experience what no one feels says:
hahah i dont really buy religion
i mean
the bible was rewritten and written a million times over
mary could not even exist

Christina says:
sometimes i pretend that Mary cheated on Joseph and accidentally got pregnant and
told everyone she had the baby by magic

medic! - into the woods and through the fields experience what no one feels says:
hahaha
"fuck ...what am i going to do"

Christina says:
and then she just corrupted Jesus into thinking he was God's son

medic! - into the woods and through the fields experience what no one feels says:
"joseph i swear, magic baby."

Christina says:
hahahah
"God fucking impregnated me. seriously."

medic! - into the woods and through the fields experience what no one feels says:
"you know what mary? youre a whore. but thats ok, because theres money to be made.
We can sell this magic baby idea, you in?"

Christina says:
hahahhahaha

medic! - into the woods and through the fields experience what no one feels says:
"alright, deal. this is going to kick ass"
"lets give him some mexican name like jesus to make it hella ambigious, not like
ishmael and shit"
"right on."

Christina says:
hahahahahahhahahahahaha

medic! - into the woods and through the fields experience what no one feels says:
hahaha
i swear that conversation took place haha