Okay, so last night, I had the weirdest dream about Rob Pattinson.
I wasn't really into Rob in the first place, but like my Nick Jonas (who I also wasn't that into before my dream) dream, I woke up with a giant crush and wished that I was still dreaming- haha!
Anyway, in my dream, I was playing a set at some really cool, local atmospheric coffee shop and after my show, some guy told me that Rob Pattinson had been watching my set and wanted to meet me. I was suuuuper excited because a while ago, I read on Perez Hilton that after watching a local show, Rob invited the artist back to his hotel with the rest of the cast to jam (soooooooo cooooool).
So, yeah, I went to the back of the coffee shop and there he was, in a pair of Wayfarers, standing with his hands in his pockets and smiling all sexy like at me (oomg, swooooon). Then, he said, "Hey, I'm Rob. I really loved your set... Would you maybe want to go out with me, tonight?"
... Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I was smiling in my sleep. Eeeeeeeeee!!!!
Of course I said yes and then told him to hold on because I needed to grab my guitar... But then on my way back to the stage, some other guy stopped me and was like, "You should watch out. Rob probably asked you out because he had this obsession with collecting saliva in jars."
... I know. Wtf. My mind comes up with the weirdest things.
Anyway, I was pretty bummed that apparently, Rob was only into me for my saliva, but at the same time, I didn't really care because it was Rob Fucking Pattinson. So, I went out on my date with Rob and I don't remember what we did but I had the beeeesssst time. At the end of the night, we KISSED (!!!!) but when we pulled apart, he took out a jar from behind him and was like, "Mmm, I love the taste of your saliva. Will you drool into this jar?"
... I told him that I knew that he was going to ask me to do this, and that I really liked him but I didn't think that things would work out because he is a freak. Then I spat into the jar and gave him a hug. He looked at me all teary-eyed and said that he actually really liked me, but I said that he was sweet and all, but I didn't think it would work and then the dream was over...
Sigh. Dreams are funny, hey?
