Why?!?!
Well, I was out of my mind excited (like the kind of excited where you jump on your bed and say, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!!" fifty times while hyperventilating, and your boyfriend is sitting there, questioning your insanity and looking at you like you're some kind of looney bin cast off) today when I found out that MICHAEL BUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is releasing his new album this October!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! And his first single comes out on MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which coincidentally happens to be my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! If that is not some kind of crazy, mystical, universal alignment destiny-type thing, then I don't know what is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you can't already tell, I'm SOOOOOOO EXCIIIIITEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK, IT'S HIS ALBUM COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He looks like he's got a bit of crazy in his eyes and he's fantastically airbrushed, but who really cares!?!!!? I probably wouldn't even care if his next album was a shitfest because I adore him that much.
........................... I'm a loser.