Tuesday, August 4, 2009

"If I only had a brain..."



Meet Dov Charney.
He is the man responsible for selling overpriced t-shirts and hoodies.
You might recognize his brand:

American Apparel ring a bell?

 Well, guess what? Dov Charney was hit with three sexual harassment lawsuits in the last year by his employees. He also openly enjoys running around the office in his underwear. Sexy. Dov only hires good looking employees, so if he thinks you're a fugly bitch, you'd better send your resume on over to Old Navy or something.

"By all accounts, the women who have sued Dov Charney for sexual harassment—including Fink’s client Mary Nelson—were not intimately involved with him. But Nelson and the two others claimed the boss shocked and disgusted them with dirty talk and gestures, creating what some lawyers call a phrase you’ve heard before, “a hostile work environment.”
-MSNBC

Gross. Charney loves calling his female employees "sluts" and "cunts". He states that they are terms of endearment and that he loves sluts.

 Personally, I would love being called a "slut" and a "cunt" by my employer. Not. That's just disturbing. I mean, I already knew that American Apparel sold overpriced shit that is probably worth less than half of what it's sold for, but I didn't know that the CEO of AA was also a douchebag.

 Dov Charney and Christian Audigier should team up and create the ultimate douchebag clothing line. Ed Hardy + American Apparel. Can you imagine the possibilities?!?!?! Terrifying.