Thursday, August 6, 2009

"Drive until you lose the road..."

List of things that excite me about the future:
  1. Waking up, sleepy and warm (greasy hair, smelly breath and all) every morning, next to the love of my life.
  2. Traveling. Everywhere.
  3. Being fluent in French.
  4. Uhh, meeting Michael Buble (the second love of my life... although my #1 will probably have to work hard to keep his first place position after I meet Michael).
    ... I'm almost positive that it's my destiny.
  5. I had a dream last night, and in it, I finally had my N. I was so happy. When I woke up, I was sad to find that it was all a dream. MLIA. I'm pretty close to making this dream come true though.
  6. Graduating from UBC and finally having my degree!
  7. I would add having babies to this list, but I'm not so sure about those little monsters yet. They're cute and all, but the whole pushing a basketball sized human out of my vagina still keeps me wide awake at night. I have to change the channel when the girls on MTV's 16 and Pregnant start giving birth. It reeeeally freaks me out, especially when they start to cry during contractions or when the epidural is administered. I Googled it, and those needles are HUGE. And what if my sweet little babies grow up to be mean and taller than me (probably a given), and then they bully me and my only solution is to take them to the Maury Show for boot camp?!? Yeaahh. Bet you didn't think about that.
    Hopefully, someone will figure out how to teleport babies out of the womb, and then I'll reconsider the whole pregnancy thing.
  8. I think that I'll add marriage to this list, although I'm not too sure about that one either. I probably won't want to plan a gigantic wedding, but I definitely want a gigantic diamond (Uhh, what girl doesn't?! Which reminds me! OMG. On the last episode of 16 and Pregnant, the babydaddy bought his babymomma an engagement ring... from WAL-MART... FOR TWENTY DOLLARS!!! Yeah, I'm pretty sure that someone would have some major explaining to do if I found out that my engagement ring was worth twenty dollars. I'm sorry, but if you are spending $500 on your stupid PlayStation, then I'd better be getting a nice diamond. Whatever thought you put into a twenty dollar ring is not gonna count when it turns brass and makes my finger green!). If I do get married, it will probably be a veeeeerrrrry small wedding with only my closest friends and family. Probably in that little chapel at Queen E. So quaint! Haha, I just read this last paragraph over. I sound very materialistic. Don't worry, I'm mostly kidding... a little...
  9. I want to take a ride in a hot air balloon, go skydiving, and go paragliding.
  10. Save a life. I hope that OneMatch finds a match for me. Everyone (who doesn't have HIV...) should register to be a stem cell/ marrow donor! www.onematch.ca

To be continued, obviously!