So, it's three in the morning and I'm up because I just spent the last two hours watching Labor Pains... the made-for-TV movie that Lindsay Lohan stars in.
I know, I'm lame, but it was actually not that bad of a movie (surprisingly)! I mean, it captivated my attention way more than the History Channel's documentary of the supposed end of the world in 2012 did (I tried watching it on YouTube. I couldn't take it seriously at all and quit after five minutes).
The movie (Labor Pains) was super predictable. Complete static plot, you know? Girl tells a lie, girl lives lie, lie is discovered, everyone turns against girl, but in the end, girl finds a way to be forgiven by those who hated her and then, she and the man of her dreams have a little make out session. The end.
I'll give Linds props because the movie wasn't as bad as I though it'd be. I watched it mostly for Cheryl Hines, whom I love (her outfits in the movie were BEAUTIFUL) because she just seems like the kind of person you'd want as your best friend.
... I wish that Lindsay would clean up her act. She was really great in Mean Girls, and for a while, it seemed like she was going to turn out to be a well-respected actress. Now, she's kind of washed up and trashy... like the kind of people you look at and think, "Yeah, I probably shouldn't get too close because she probably has some kid of hepatitis or herpes." Poor girl. Nobody really likes her anymore and all that she has going for her is the whole "lesbian" thing.
She seems to be doing better than Mischa Barton though:
... Hurting.
