It was a random decision, chosen from a list of 500 movies. He picked number 250 and there we were, watching Teeth.
... It might have been one of the weirdest, if not the strangest film I have ever seen. It was pretty much about a girl who was born with "Vagina Dentata", which is an actual myth about women born with teeth in their vajayjays (I know, sooo efffed up). A bunch of dudes in the movie got their dicks chomped off by the protagonist's vaginal teeth, except you never really see the set of teeth, nor do you see her vagina. You kind of see the chomped off piece of penis, but that's pretty much it. The movie was funny in a sick kind of way, and I probably wouldn't recommend it to anyone who owns a penis. Trauma might ensue.
Anyway, after watching the film, I decided to look up "Vagina Dentata", which led me to reading about Rape-aXe.
... Rape-aXe "is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inw
ard-facing barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, his penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker excruciating pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker's body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists. Like most condoms, Rape-aXe also usually prevents pregnancy and the transmission of HIV and sexually transmitted diseases." (via Wikipedia)Sooo odd and so cool at the same time. It's saving lives everywhere.
... It would suck to get your joystick stuck in that thing.
