So, my update for today is that I accidentally spilled a jumbo cup of Orange Julius inside a clothing rack at Sears. That's prrrrobably not going to smell very nice in a few days, and it probably won't be discovered anytime soon... especially since the spill is hidden in the secret folds of one of the many women's sections. My mommy told me to leave it there!
Anyway, I forgot to add, yesterday, that after I climbed into my house, the motion sensor detected my movement and the alarm went off. Oopsie. Alarm Force came a callin' and I had to give them the top secret security password/talk to them and tell them it was a false alarm. It was quite daunting since my dad is usually the one that handles that kind of thing. After that, my mom came home and got mad at me for climbing into my window because I was giving burglars ideas...
Because burglars are always lurking around in the bushes watching and taking notes.