I've had an epiphany. A realization. A complete, grey-clouds-parting, sun-peeking, angels-singing revelation.
You are total scum.
But oh, you've become so excellent at hiding it!
... It's quite impressive, really.
You've been so successful at fooling others with your false perfection that it actually seems like you're starting to make yourself believe that you're actually perfect, too. Congratulations, Dr. Jekyll (or is it Mr. Hyde?). Honestly, you deserve some kind of Oscar for this grand performance.
The Academy graciously thanks you for your contribution to the arts.
Whatever.
Thanks. You've been successful at removing my old naiveté.
